Good Afternoon world. Happy President's day!
As a blogger I feel obligated to brake the news to you that one of America's favorite pop stars has gone slightly nuts. Britney Spears, known for her wild performances, barely there clothes and slightly-more-nasal-than-Christina singing style has gone and shaved her head. Some are saying this is a cry for help others are speachless. As for me, I still think that this girl needs to go to rehab. Stars these days are spiriling out of control--Anna Nicole anyone?--we need to stop watching from the sidelines. Write to these people's handlers, in this case Jive records, tell them that you won't buy records from this artist until they sit her down and help. I mean don't you people watch intervention?
Those Harvard trained chimps over at the Simpson's seem to be getting the message, your writing over the last few seasons has stunk up the Fox network! ----Did I just say that?---Sunday's episode seemed much more balanced with only half the flat jokes and a quarter of the spiriling punchlines. I can honestly say, with TCF'S Simpson's movie releasing later this year, I have a feeling that Mr. Murdoch has made quite sure that the rubes on the writing staff put the joints away and return to their caged cubicles. In other Animation Domination news--Whats the deal with family Guy not coming out againgst those green party preachers over at South Park? I mean, while SP is occasionally funny, its brand of left-wing Uber Pulpit politics are more suited to Stalinist Russia or Nancy Pelosi than Comedy Central. I refuse to watch a bunch of Garbage Pail Kids inspired Paper dolls preach at me. Family Guy is funnier on its worst day than South Park Except for the Sexual Harrasment Panda...he rocks.
Lost... The Island mystery that could, now Can't. Last week's Desmond centric episode sucked so much it belonged on set with Jenna Jemison. Last week's Desmond centric episode, showed that ABC truly doesn't mind plundering the series as long as viewership is up. This blog, which at one point did all Lost news now officially condemns the writing on the show as weak and the plots as vapid and anchorless. I'm sure we all await the "True return" of Lost.
Since I'm all moved over to the new Blogger I'll see y'all soon...
As a blogger I feel obligated to brake the news to you that one of America's favorite pop stars has gone slightly nuts. Britney Spears, known for her wild performances, barely there clothes and slightly-more-nasal-than-Christina singing style has gone and shaved her head. Some are saying this is a cry for help others are speachless. As for me, I still think that this girl needs to go to rehab. Stars these days are spiriling out of control--Anna Nicole anyone?--we need to stop watching from the sidelines. Write to these people's handlers, in this case Jive records, tell them that you won't buy records from this artist until they sit her down and help. I mean don't you people watch intervention?
Those Harvard trained chimps over at the Simpson's seem to be getting the message, your writing over the last few seasons has stunk up the Fox network! ----Did I just say that?---Sunday's episode seemed much more balanced with only half the flat jokes and a quarter of the spiriling punchlines. I can honestly say, with TCF'S Simpson's movie releasing later this year, I have a feeling that Mr. Murdoch has made quite sure that the rubes on the writing staff put the joints away and return to their caged cubicles. In other Animation Domination news--Whats the deal with family Guy not coming out againgst those green party preachers over at South Park? I mean, while SP is occasionally funny, its brand of left-wing Uber Pulpit politics are more suited to Stalinist Russia or Nancy Pelosi than Comedy Central. I refuse to watch a bunch of Garbage Pail Kids inspired Paper dolls preach at me. Family Guy is funnier on its worst day than South Park Except for the Sexual Harrasment Panda...he rocks.
Lost... The Island mystery that could, now Can't. Last week's Desmond centric episode sucked so much it belonged on set with Jenna Jemison. Last week's Desmond centric episode, showed that ABC truly doesn't mind plundering the series as long as viewership is up. This blog, which at one point did all Lost news now officially condemns the writing on the show as weak and the plots as vapid and anchorless. I'm sure we all await the "True return" of Lost.
Since I'm all moved over to the new Blogger I'll see y'all soon...
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